it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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