i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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