Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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