Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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