in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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