Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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