The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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