i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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