dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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