google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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