She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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