Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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