wrigley field is MILF paradise
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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