I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
