she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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