Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i will never coherently bang her
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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