I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
