ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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