Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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