yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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