just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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