It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you win again, gameday.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
