if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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