Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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