: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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