Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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