I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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