the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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