There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
