Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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