omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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