I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
