All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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