So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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