...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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