Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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