can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
And then he peed in my hair
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