Im at strip club and am horny
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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