sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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