One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
