i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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