the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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