i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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