i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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