the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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