better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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