You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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