I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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