This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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