Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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