He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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