Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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