: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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